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		<title>Top 10  Reasons You Should Hang Out in the Left Lane</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
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You never actually learned how to drive.
You just don&#8217;t get it.
You were dropped on your head as a child.
You have a death wish.
Angering people is a favorite pastime.
You have no regard for your fellow human.
You&#8217;re depressed and want to share the love.
You forgot to take your meds for that mental disorder.
You&#8217;re just plain ignorant or [...]]]></description>
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<li>You never actually learned how to drive.</li>
<li>You just don&#8217;t get it.</li>
<li>You were dropped on your head as a child.</li>
<li>You have a death wish.</li>
<li>Angering people is a favorite pastime.</li>
<li>You have no regard for your fellow human.</li>
<li>You&#8217;re depressed and want to share the love.</li>
<li>You forgot to take your meds for that mental disorder.</li>
<li>You&#8217;re just plain ignorant or stubborn and most likely both.</li>
<li>You took stupid is as stupid does to heart.</li>
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<p>For a fair and balanced argument, please view the <a href="http://www.clearleftlane.com/2007/11/25/top-10-reasons-you-should-not-hang-out-in-the-left-lane/">Top 10 Reasons You Should NOT Hang Out in the Left Lane</a>.</p>
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