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Top 10 Reasons You Should Hang Out in the Left Lane

Sunday, November 25th, 2007
  1. You never actually learned how to drive.
  2. You just don’t get it.
  3. You were dropped on your head as a child.
  4. You have a death wish.
  5. Angering people is a favorite pastime.
  6. You have no regard for your fellow human.
  7. You’re depressed and want to share the love.
  8. You forgot to take your meds for that mental disorder.
  9. You’re just plain ignorant or stubborn and most likely both.
  10. You took stupid is as stupid does to heart.

For a fair and balanced argument, please view the Top 10 Reasons You Should NOT Hang Out in the Left Lane.